Poor old Teddy Long. 'Blunt trauma to the back of the head' sure has a vicious ring to it. I fear the culprit who attacked our dearly beloved Smackdown GM may take a while to reveal themselves however, and everyone's looking in the general direction of the new CORRE. I'm hoping there's an acronym in there somewhere, as the extra R seems a tad redundant. Cocky Operatives Recently Raw Expelled? No, probably not. Still, they've gone and denied it and their intentions to aid the lovely (ahem) Vickie seemed genuine. So who is it that's gone and hospitalised our very own top playa? Here are some hypotheses on the matter, while my little grey cells are awake...
* There are a lot of Raw/Smackdown crossovers going on at the moment, so it might be a shady figure working with or for the anonymous Raw GM. You know, just to cement his imminent revelation as 'kind of a big deal'.
* As Cole alluded to, in a rare moment of clarity (before resuming total cowardice), Vickie may have something to gain from taking Teddy out. She's gotten a little used to the taste of power in the last few weeks, and her blinding lust for Dolph might be driving her towards violent tendencies. All hail Dark Vickie?
* It's a well loved babyface superstar turning heel. What a way to go.
Okay, so they're not exactly mind boggling or controversial, but hey, I couldn't just turn around and say 'It's Vince reclaiming his top spot' or something equally ridiculous.
Wait a minute...that would be cool.
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