Phoenix and Natty took Kharma's storyline because she got all pregnant and stuff.
The Awesome Truth (totally sussed the name by the way - honest) got canned. Their mic skills are to be commended.
Rhodes/Dibiase rivalry - yes.
Summerslam was ace.
Night of Champs was ace.
''Super Shows'' - branding now out the window.
Triple H is CEO - like, totals OMG Hunter. The corporate website is not up to date (like, LOL).
Kurt Angle is in that Warrior movie, which also stars Tom Hardy so I didn't notice anything else.
TNA is dangerously bollocks (and is still trying really hard to prove it).
Bret Hart/Edge/Trish appearances - bring out your Canadians (Monty Python style).
I thought of a Heath Slater pun - One Man Rock Bland.
English language will return in due course.
Later.
Showing posts with label oh Canada. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oh Canada. Show all posts
19.3.11
15.3.11
Blasting The Cole Face
Apologies for going a bit AWOL in the last couple of weeks folks. Family matters of a strictly Canadian nature took over and I've had to catch up on my fightin' fix over the last couple of days. Of the twenty minutes of Raw I did catch whilst avoiding the moose and moguls, that angry bald chap Steve appeared and mussed up some of Michael Cole's business, so that was nice.
Speaking of family (and awfully contrived segues) and to add another tasty layer to our Attitude/Millennium Era trifle, what a Sexay surprise greeted us on Raw this past week. For all the good it did Bryan Christopher (aka. Lawler Jnr.) to show up and express his daddy issues via Cole's taunting, the man did whip out those funky dance maneuvers to one of the best (read: grin inducing) entrance themes of the past ever. Banging it indeed.
On the other side of a child welfare case, we got to see the ever-so-blonde-still American Dream Dusty Rhodes supporting his son's obvious insanity by helping him smash up Rey's face. I worry about that family. I really do.
Speaking of Cole, and I'll keep this brief because the man is literally beginning to bare down on my psyche, it was a bit much to have him stick that ankle lock to JR (ps. yay! JR!). If the man gets any more hateful he will have to start sleeping in a cell for his own protection. Probably from Justin Roberts. Congratulations to the company for creating such a great villain though, glass case of emotion and all.
Speaking of emotions, a pumped up, p*ssed off Sheamus went ahead and won himself the US title from an on top form (as always) Daniel Bryan. There was a tiny piece of me (by my patella, thanks for asking) that thought our Celtic Warrior might turn face after this losing streak/King of the Ring curse thing, but I think that minor theory got hung out to dry by a big boot to the face and trash talk.
Speaking of curses......Snooki. At Wrestlemania. Yup. That happened.
Speaking of Wrestlemania, someone's been furiously editing a nice lot of promo trails for the ever expanding card. Triple H vs Undertaker should be a slobberknocker fest of the meatiest proportions. Plus, HBK is looking set to make an appearance or two before and at the event. The No Holds Barred stipulation could mean some run ins, but I reckon The Game will want to take out The Phenom by himself. Guts and glory and all that. If this match up is anything near to the calibre of the previous streak extenders, then I am ready to be blown away (like a big purple pinwheel!).
Speaking of streaking, I should mention also that Chris Jericho will be appearing in this year's Dancing with the Stars. I'm pretty sure no-one knows how to react to this just yet. Kudos to The Sun (NOT A MISPRINT) for using the headline 'Break the Waltz Down'. Ace. Let's hope he'll 'Y 2 sashay' his way to victory...
I'm going to wash my mouth out now.
Speaking of family (and awfully contrived segues) and to add another tasty layer to our Attitude/Millennium Era trifle, what a Sexay surprise greeted us on Raw this past week. For all the good it did Bryan Christopher (aka. Lawler Jnr.) to show up and express his daddy issues via Cole's taunting, the man did whip out those funky dance maneuvers to one of the best (read: grin inducing) entrance themes of the past ever. Banging it indeed.
On the other side of a child welfare case, we got to see the ever-so-blonde-still American Dream Dusty Rhodes supporting his son's obvious insanity by helping him smash up Rey's face. I worry about that family. I really do.
Speaking of Cole, and I'll keep this brief because the man is literally beginning to bare down on my psyche, it was a bit much to have him stick that ankle lock to JR (ps. yay! JR!). If the man gets any more hateful he will have to start sleeping in a cell for his own protection. Probably from Justin Roberts. Congratulations to the company for creating such a great villain though, glass case of emotion and all.
Speaking of emotions, a pumped up, p*ssed off Sheamus went ahead and won himself the US title from an on top form (as always) Daniel Bryan. There was a tiny piece of me (by my patella, thanks for asking) that thought our Celtic Warrior might turn face after this losing streak/King of the Ring curse thing, but I think that minor theory got hung out to dry by a big boot to the face and trash talk.
Speaking of curses......Snooki. At Wrestlemania. Yup. That happened.
Speaking of Wrestlemania, someone's been furiously editing a nice lot of promo trails for the ever expanding card. Triple H vs Undertaker should be a slobberknocker fest of the meatiest proportions. Plus, HBK is looking set to make an appearance or two before and at the event. The No Holds Barred stipulation could mean some run ins, but I reckon The Game will want to take out The Phenom by himself. Guts and glory and all that. If this match up is anything near to the calibre of the previous streak extenders, then I am ready to be blown away (like a big purple pinwheel!).
Speaking of streaking, I should mention also that Chris Jericho will be appearing in this year's Dancing with the Stars. I'm pretty sure no-one knows how to react to this just yet. Kudos to The Sun (NOT A MISPRINT) for using the headline 'Break the Waltz Down'. Ace. Let's hope he'll 'Y 2 sashay' his way to victory...
I'm going to wash my mouth out now.
15.1.11
And the Lord said 'Let There Be Smackdown'...and there was.
- I find it astounding how familiar Matt Striker is with classic cars. I know the man has an encyclopedic knowledge of move sets , specials and lockdowns, but crikey, you'd think he was reading this stuff of a piece of paper or something.
- MYSTERY SOLVED: Skip Sheffield swapped places with Ezekiel Jackson.
- Beth Phoenix is wasted in the Divas division.
- It's nice to see Wade Barrett smiling a bit more.
- That Trent Barreta chap looks like a promising addition to the high flyers roster.
- Edge has the most fabulous head of hair of anyone alive in the world today.
- MYSTERY SOLVED: Skip Sheffield swapped places with Ezekiel Jackson.
- Beth Phoenix is wasted in the Divas division.
- It's nice to see Wade Barrett smiling a bit more.
- That Trent Barreta chap looks like a promising addition to the high flyers roster.
- Edge has the most fabulous head of hair of anyone alive in the world today.
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