19.1.11

RAW-yal Rumble Rumours

WHAT A RAW! I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed myself. Cena was on top form in the opening promo, trading jibes back and forth with The Miz and everyone was a little overexcited. Bless.

- John Morrison and Daniel Bryan made everyone else look bad.
- The Bella's maintain that they are a bit strumpety. A hair pulling match is probably on the cards. Oh goody, won't we all be looking forward to that.
- For one second it looked like Batista had returned to join the Nexus, but the absence of tattoos made us all look twice. Sources indicate that it's this rather startling chap ...

http://www.gladiatorszone.co.uk/gladiators/new/male/goliath

...which is awesome because it means that:

A: there are probably going to be some border straddling UK rivalries worked into the storylines at some point this year (Drew vs Wade vs Sheamus vs Barri), which will obviously only help national sentiments towards one another.
B: my friend gets to say that she went to school with this guy.
C: they are probably going to have to add a subtitle track to every wrestling programme from here on out.

We also discovered that it's going to be a forty man rumble this year. I might have done a little dance Too Cool style round my living room, but that would be telling.

PS/ I forgot to mention this the other week, but it was hilarious, so kudos to the commentary team for referring to something terrible by saying, 'That was Shockmaster bad'. EL OH EL.

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