To sum up concisely and efficiently...
Punk calls Johnny a 'toolbox' and it has thrown a spanner in the works.
The elusive new beast from the East is Albert with Japanese all over his face. Supposedly, it is important that he has a vice like finisher to match the inevitable threat of Khali's 'Noggin Crusher' or 'Skull Chop' or whatever.
A-Ry go bye-bye.
Brodus Clay is not only the funkiest, but also the funniest thing on television.
Jack Swagger is just one of the many who got new ring attire for Wrestlemania. Though, no-one else's makes them look quite so much like a hammerhead shark.
Eve is eve-il now. And 'Ho-ski' chants may feed into the misogyny of the WWE universe, but they're funny as hell.
Between The Rock and Laurinaitis, some things were mentioned about the importance of people. No-one seems to have realised that this might prove contradictory in the long term.
Roberto Rodriguez has been working on the length of Alberto del Rio's opening. I realise what I just typed could be seen as being very rude, but I'm going to leave it like that anyway.
Jericho is still trying to force feed Punk alcohol and I have yet to see anyone rocking THIS SHIRT.
The love for Daniel Bryan is life-affirming. Oh yes, yes, yes it is.
And finally...BROCK F-5inG LESNAR.
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