Get The F Out: January 2012

3.1.12

Fast and Furious We Ride the Universe.

Just so you know, the noise was sort of like a...

''SCreeeeeeeAAARRAARRRRGGHHHHHohmygodit'sjerichoohmygodit'sreallyhimaaaaAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHYESYESYESYESYES!!''

If you've ever seen that video of the kid getting an N64, you'll know how I felt.

I just scared the cat. He looks pissed.

So...It Begins

At this precise moment I am being a bit of a naughty noodle, as I am in the office (yes, I AM fancy) and should be doing important office-y things. I must state however, that I am currently in a constant state of hyper-panic due to my job involving lots of internet face time and not having yet watched yesterdays Raw. I realise I have been a bit of a slow-loris on the whole posting front of late, but I have been too busy marking out over the current title holders after TLC and other such excellent events. Also, I apologise to no man. Only to my mother. Frequently. Anyway, if the mystery man turns out to be Jericho, I will attach a link to a sound clip of how my voice sounded at the exact moment of the announcement. I hope tinnitus doesn't run in your family.

Happy New Year. The world ends with you.

AND I QUOTE...

Recitations from our wise and well versed announce team, plus a few tidbits from the talent:

RAW 9/7/12: Lawler on the complexities of the female psyche 'That girl is as gone as a goose!'

RAW 14/11/11: JR on Cody Rhodes newly unmasked face, 'Luckily for Cody, he looks like his mama'.

RAW 31/10/11: Kermit the Frog to Jack Swagger and Vickie Guerrero, 'We don't want any trouble from you....or your mother'.

RAW 11/7/11: R-Truth on his fears, 'I have agoraphobia...If I see one spider in this ring, I won't be happy'.

RAW 21/3/11: Another Ziggler zinger to LayCool as they try and wrestle Vickie out of Trish's grip, 'Be careful, she's very heavy'.

RAW 14/3/11: Dolph Ziggler espousing the unfairness of the Trish vs. Vickie match by shouting, 'You're not even a girl Morrisson!'

Elimination Chamber 20/2/11: Booker T once again uses the phrase 'All over him like a cheap suit'. I believe that's three now. Gets a free pass because he replaces it with 'He's stomping a mud hole in him' on Raw the following night and everybody misses JR.

RAW 21/2/11: Josh Matthews accidentally calls John Cena 'John Morrisson'. Forgiveable due to Josh's hilariously bored facial expressions at any point where Cole is speaking. There's also a moment when he looks like he's contemplating jamming a pencil into his temple and ending it all during Cole's weekly Miz-turbation episode.