Get The F Out: December 2011

Dear Saint Mick,

All I want for Christmas is that holiday jumper Goldust was wearing on the Smackdown special. Thanks.

GTFO.

AND I QUOTE...

Recitations from our wise and well versed announce team, plus a few tidbits from the talent:

RAW 9/7/12: Lawler on the complexities of the female psyche 'That girl is as gone as a goose!'

RAW 14/11/11: JR on Cody Rhodes newly unmasked face, 'Luckily for Cody, he looks like his mama'.

RAW 31/10/11: Kermit the Frog to Jack Swagger and Vickie Guerrero, 'We don't want any trouble from you....or your mother'.

RAW 11/7/11: R-Truth on his fears, 'I have agoraphobia...If I see one spider in this ring, I won't be happy'.

RAW 21/3/11: Another Ziggler zinger to LayCool as they try and wrestle Vickie out of Trish's grip, 'Be careful, she's very heavy'.

RAW 14/3/11: Dolph Ziggler espousing the unfairness of the Trish vs. Vickie match by shouting, 'You're not even a girl Morrisson!'

Elimination Chamber 20/2/11: Booker T once again uses the phrase 'All over him like a cheap suit'. I believe that's three now. Gets a free pass because he replaces it with 'He's stomping a mud hole in him' on Raw the following night and everybody misses JR.

RAW 21/2/11: Josh Matthews accidentally calls John Cena 'John Morrisson'. Forgiveable due to Josh's hilariously bored facial expressions at any point where Cole is speaking. There's also a moment when he looks like he's contemplating jamming a pencil into his temple and ending it all during Cole's weekly Miz-turbation episode.

Get The F Out

5.12.11

'Tis The Season.